We all know how annoying it is when someone wanders off with the bottle opener. You know that you put it in the drawer after you opened your last bottle, but in the twenty minutes since then, someone has wandered into your house, taken it out of the drawer and made off with it. But wait a minute, no, there it is on top of the table. The scoundrel! Not only has he invaded the privacy of your own home, this dastardly devil has relocated your bottle opener, merely to cause you inconvenience! But didn’t you go over to that table with your bottle for a second? Surely you wouldn’t be slandering an innocent trespasser? The conundrum of the moving bottle opener has troubled man for centuries (or at least as long as there have been bottles). But now you can put a stop to your woes with this classy wall-mounted bottle opener. Never again will you wander where you can unleash your hoppy ambrosia; never again will you crack your teeth; never again will you bend your house key out of all recognition, trapping yourself in the street. Go on, get one. You know it makes sense.