If you know a brown nose where you work, show them that they have been caught out with the novelty Brown Nose. It will be difficult for them to smell promotion with a flashing brown honker.

In every office around the world there is always one who is known as 'The Brown Noser'. This is the person who follows the boss around, kissing their behind to try to get ahead in the world. These people are the type who would sell their own mother for a promotion. They are not to be trusted! Just stretch the elastic around the back of the face and place your nose in the groove.

Brown Nose: Slang, Noun: A person of low intellect who wishes to carry favour with their superiors, in a manner that is sickening to others; a person with an overwhelming desire to impress the boss, even if they have to kiss their pride goodbye in the process; a person with no shame, who pretends to love everything the boss loves, in the hope that this will gain them promotion.
Verb: The act of inserting one's nose into the derriere of those senior to oneself, as a means of career advancement.

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