Wine is something that goes with any occasion whether it's for meeting and greeting, dinner partys, nights in or a good knees up. It is, therefor, safe to say that, as much as well all may love the stuff, it is a bit of a predictable present!

These novelty Wine Bag and Label Sets are just brilliant for making an ordinary bottle of wine, quite an amusing gift!

All you need to do is soak the original label off the wine bottle and replace it with the new silly one, and then add one to the bag too. Voila! You now have a range of hilariously disgusting wines! From a rich fruity 'Chateau Neuf Du Cr*p* to a watery 'Katzp*ss' or even a summery 'Sh*t Creek'.

Styles Available:

• KATZP!SS - Rare German Vintage
An amusing little wine from the south side of the alley.
Sharp as a porcupine's penis.

• SH!T CREEK - Serve on the Rocks
This wine is best enjoyed when you've had a really crappy old day - when you think things couldn't get much worse but you know they will.
Non Illegitami Carborundum (Don't Let The B*stards Grind You Down)

• CHATEAU NEUF DU CR*P
A truly sh!tty little wine that should only be drunk with fish or meat vindaloo or raw chillies. Made from a blend of the famous Pino Poop and Turdonnay grapes and left uncorked in a Frenchman's lavabo for several years.
This wine has a powerful character with a hint of raw sewage and doggy doings.

• PEN*S GRIGIO - Full Bodied White Italian Stallion
A big, bold, cheeky wine with a flavour of nuts which stands up well to first pressings.
Should be laid some time before having it on the table.

• CABINET SH*TAZ -2007 Late Bottled (last night)
A woody old plonk with a hint of varnish. A good nise would not be helpful here as there is a rich, fruity smell of sh*tty old pants in the finishing notes
A hearty (and farty) red

Each Set contains 1 coloured wine bag and 2 sticky wine labels.

Dimensions:
Bag: H 350m W 120mm D 100mm 
Label: H 95mm W 85mm