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After Sex Tissues - £3.91
After a long night of passion, wipe away the shame with these After Sex Tissues, now with added moral cleansing. Blood, sweat and tears disappear in an instant leaving you clean, fresh and ready to go again.
If you are tired of being on the receiving end of all the jokes, turn the tables and present your mates with an anti-social behaviour order, or 'A Spoof Behavioural Order' as they are called! These are a great product to have a laugh at your mates expense, we have an ASBO for all sorts of bad habits!
Hold a six-pack without your hands! Our fully adjustable beer belt allows for hands free convenience while keeping your precious beer at no further than an arm's length!
Simply hang this ingenious little clock on your wall as a badge of your eco-friendly ways, and to remind yourself when it's time to have another bottle of your favourite beer! Each Bottle Clock is made from a recycled glass bottle, meaning you're helping to save the world.
If you know a brown nose where you work, show them that they have been caught out with the novelty Brown Nose. It will be difficult for them to smell promotion with a flashing brown honker.
The perfect desktop companion! If you think that your colleague is beginning to spout a load of rubbish, just reach over and hit this to let him know what you think!
Drinkstuff UK Exclusive! Are you done with the telly? The pub not what it used to be? Exhausted all the usual party games? Well then, you need to forget the shame and play the ultimate party game with this limited first edition Chav Master Game! Chavtastic!
Greasy spoons, BBQ's and Saturday night TV dinners beware - nosh-time is about to get a whole lot more fun! Simply fill one of the two squeezy cartridges with your favourite sauce, load it into the barrel of the gun and snap the chamber shut.
Is your boss really pushing you at work lately? Do you wish you had a simple answer? Well, if you need a little break from the worries of the office, the Control A Boss is here to help! No batteries required - powered by positive thinking!
For all drama queens out there, here is a Tiara that you can call your own and wear for those inevitable temper tantrums (...more as a warning to others than to look good)!
Be the hero with this Fart Alert Button! When someone lets one go, you probably won't want to open your mouth and sound the alert, instead just give this button a quick press and let everyone know they have to run!
If your internal gaydar has a few defects then the new Gaydar Key Chain is here to help you decipher who's gay, who's straight and who's undecided! Always keep the gaydar by your side and you'll never be left wondering again!
Now here's your chance to own part of the Wembley Stadium Pitch - only a slight catch - you have to grow it yourself! But that's all part of the fun of this product, learn how to cultivate the perfect pitch, just how they do it at Wembley, with the same seeds and ingredients!
The ancient and gentle art of growing your own bonsai tree is brought to you in a conveniently sized gift box! This set contains everything you will need to start growing your own bonsai!
If you love a good cup of tea or coffee then you will love this gift set; grow your very own tea and coffee plants at home! If you fancy a cup of coffee, just wander over to your plant and harvest a few beans!
The classic Henry and Hetty vacuum cleaners have been miniaturised to give your desktop a good clean! With the ever reliable cleaning power we've come to expect from a Henry vacuum, these smiley little desk pals are the perfect companion to help you tidy up your cookie crumbs!
Don this set of Homer Simpson Cufflinks and remind yourself of the lifestyle we're all aiming for! Drinks as much beer as possible, be as lazy as possible, and always get the girl!
Although Homer Simpson isn't the most intelligent man alive, he does manage to come up with some classic philosophical quotes! This set of cufflinks depicts Homer Simpson making the ultimate toast, 'To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems!'
A pack of 2 classic, square Jack Daniel's glasses. Avaliable in 'Pool Room', 'Bottle' and 'Whiskey Glass' designs. They come in gift packaging making them a great present for any Jack Daniel's drinker.
Made from yellow, red and blue material, this hat recreates the iconic Jester image with dangling, padded tassels tipped with bells that jingle with your every move! This Jester Hat is sure to make people laugh!
Have you ever had trouble buying cards for those friends or colleagues who aren't into golf, fishing or football and those well-known cartoons that everybody has already seen. If your friend works in an office and has a good sense of humour then we have the cards for you, and them!
This ideal party political accessory is perfect for people with a cracking sense of humour - all you have to do is place your nuts between Maggie's legs and get her to squeeze nice and hard! I bet you never thought you'd be able to say that of the Iron Lady!
Ladies and Gentlemen, have you ever wanted the perfect partner? ...one who is always willing to do what you want, when you want. Sounds like fantasy doesn't it?. Well not any more, with this Control a man / woman Remote.
Opening a bottle of beer isn't the most exciting thing in the world, but to Moaning Lisa there is nothing better. Just place her metal bottom around the bottle cap and as you open it, she lets out her orgasmic screams of pleasure.
When he's not being the butt of Bart's prank phone calls, he's got the worry of running a bar with only a few regulars! I think Moe will need this stress reliever more than anyone!
Fun aprons for anywhere! These aprons are for the kitchen or good for a BBQ. It's almost tradition that if a man is going to go anywhere near the kitchen he needs a silly apron to perform!
Have you ever noticed that going to the toilet, although necessary, can be rather boring. Bring some life back to your bathroom with these On-A-Roll novelty toilet papers. Each comes with its own amusing design that will have you cracking up.
On a busy day in the office, when the paperwork is piling up and things are getting a bit too heavy, imagine how useful it would be if you could just reach over and hit the panic button!
The ideal drinking companion, Redman maintains his eager arms-raised pose ready to open bottle after bottle! Made from a striking red ABS plastic and reinforced with steel arms, he is sure to last as long as you can!
For the man who likes machines, we present to you a fully operational radio controlled forklift truck! Enjoy the challenge of maneuvering pallets and crates around!
The Scuplta Sutra kit is the perfect way to bring some new ideas to the bedroom! Simply build up the 2 flexible characters out of the supplied clay and use the guide to work out which positions are new, which are your favourites, and then work out some of your own!
Why serve drinks like some yellow-bellied coward? See who's the quickest shot in the West with the Shots Gun! A novel way to serve drinks at a party, the Shots Gun Drink Dispenser is an ideal way to get your shindig going with a bang!
This product is so simple and practical, every kitchen fridge should proudly adorn one. Keep your bottle opener in a place where you can find it to ensure prevention of chipped teeth and frustrated partners. Buy the Stick-n-Flick Vacuum Suction Opener!
What a great way to sip your pint. This straw is shaped into a set of spectacles giving you a novelty way to drink up. There is no doubt will you will the talk of the party if you rock up in these babies!
If you're the office Superman, then why shy away from your superhero status with a disguise like Clark Kent? Show everyone just how super your are and win over the office Lois Lane with this set of Superman Badge Cufflinks!
For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough, the Gentlemen's Ballscratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand for those hard to reach places.
Christmas is a dull time to be stuck in the office. You are constantly reminded 'tis the season to be jolly' even though you are stuck behind your computer all day. It's hard and frustrating. Now is the time to fight back with the USB Desktop Christmas Tree.
Reward those 'special' people at work with this range of awards for the more under-achieving of employees. If there is one person in your office that stands out in one of these catagories show them your appreciation by presenting them with either Brown Noser, Control Freak, Complete Dumbass and Ultimate Slacker of the year trophies!
